

Letter from the Meme Lord.
You don’t apply for Teacher’s Pet.
Teacher’s Pet applies itself to you.
Some of you will win.
Most of you will cope.
And that's okay—society needs mid people too.
The only way in is through sheer timeline dominance.
No forms. No submissions. No bribery.
Just be funny, be loud, and make content worth stealing.
When the time is right, I’ll tap you on the shoulder
(read: reply to your tweet) and you’ll know.




Fight
For Your
Life
If someone else gets in, they
probably took your spot






I probably won’t notice, but I also might

TAG SUP IN YOUR POSTS




MAKE MEMES, THREADS, AND SHITPOSTS


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TINKS

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